• GNU/Linux Challenge: Enhance This Murder Audio

    From Farley Flud@ff@linux.rocks to comp.os.linux.advocacy,comp.os.linux.hardawe on Wed Aug 20 12:35:37 2025
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    The Idaho Four Murders camera footage has been released. Gray Hughes,
    of Youtube, has released the unedited footage:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39MJwDFV5PQ

    The problem is that the audio is shit. Even though he claims to have "enhanced" the sound, the audio is still pure shit.

    There is a critical segment, where one of the victims exclaims "Oh my God!" before she is brutally killed. Afterward there follows a "thud" where
    her body falls to the floor.

    The challenge is to enhance these two segments, the OMG! and the thud,
    using the fantastic and unparalleled GNU/Linux tools.

    I have already done so. Now let's see YOU do it.

    If your results are better than mine (ha, ha!) then you will win
    a BIG PRIZE. But you won't.

    C'mon, deadbeats. Shut your fat, useless mouths and actually do something.
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  • From Chris Ahlstrom@OFeem1987@teleworm.us to comp.os.linux.advocacy on Wed Aug 20 12:40:36 2025
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    Farley Flud wrote this post while blinking in Morse code:

    The Idaho Four Murders camera footage has been released. Gray Hughes,
    of Youtube, has released the unedited footage:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39MJwDFV5PQ

    The problem is that the audio is shit. Even though he claims to have "enhanced" the sound, the audio is still pure shit.

    There is a critical segment, where one of the victims exclaims "Oh my God!" before she is brutally killed. Afterward there follows a "thud" where
    her body falls to the floor.

    The challenge is to enhance these two segments, the OMG! and the thud,
    using the fantastic and unparalleled GNU/Linux tools.

    I have already done so. Now let's see YOU do it.

    If your results are better than mine (ha, ha!) then you will win
    a BIG PRIZE. But you won't.

    C'mon, deadbeats. Shut your fat, useless mouths and actually do something.

    No thanks. Not a big fan of snuff media.

    What is "hardawe"?
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  • From Farley Flud@fsquared@fsquared.linux to comp.os.linux.advocacy on Thu Aug 21 11:48:34 2025
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    On Wed, 20 Aug 2025 12:35:37 +0000, Farley Flud wrote:


    The challenge is to enhance these two segments, the OMG! and the thud,
    using the fantastic and unparalleled GNU/Linux tools.


    Well, well, well, well. No one has yet responded to my stimulating challenge.

    That's about par for this dump. All of these GNU/Linux "advocates" can't
    do a fucking thing with GNU/Linux.

    They all probably could not find a "button" or icon in their GNOME/KDE
    that said: "Enhance Audio."

    The motto of these COLA deadbeats is: "No Buttee, No Doee."

    Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
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  • From vallor@vallor@cultnix.org to comp.os.linux.advocacy on Thu Aug 21 17:44:50 2025
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    On Thu, 21 Aug 2025 11:48:34 +0000, Farley Flud <fsquared@fsquared.linux>
    wrote in <185dc5cd39595560$26472$1507389$802601b3@news.usenetexpress.com>:

    On Wed, 20 Aug 2025 12:35:37 +0000, Farley Flud wrote:


    The challenge is to enhance these two segments, the OMG! and the thud,
    using the fantastic and unparalleled GNU/Linux tools.


    Well, well, well, well. No one has yet responded to my stimulating challenge.

    There was a challenge?

    I thought you were looking for someone to do your homework.


    That's about par for this dump.

    If you leave, it won't be as much of a "dump", as you say.

    All of these GNU/Linux "advocates" can't do a fucking
    thing with GNU/Linux.

    Saying it doesn't make it so.

    BTW, there's a name for people who say untruths with great
    abandon. I'll think of it in a minute.

    They all probably could not find a "button" or icon in their GNOME/KDE
    that said: "Enhance Audio."

    I found it:

    https://ibb.co/9HKJgVdH

    The motto of these COLA deadbeats is: "No Buttee, No Doee."

    IDK what that means, but it's probably part of untruths you've
    added to your dossier.

    Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

    Glad you're laughing.

    Analysis:

    https://ibb.co/KgY15sc
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  • From Farley Flud@ff@linux.rocks to comp.os.linux.advocacy on Thu Aug 21 20:54:41 2025
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    On 21 Aug 2025 17:44:50 GMT, vallor wrote:


    There was a challenge?

    I thought you were looking for someone to do your homework.


    Translation:

    I took one look at the challenge and I said: "Shit! There's
    no fucking way I can do that. I am a digital idiot."

    But I needed to save face and so I turned the whole thing
    around into a failed homework problem.

    On this dump, who would ever notice?

    End of translation.

    Well, I certainly notice and this digital phony will
    never live it down.

    Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
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  • From vallor@vallor@cultnix.org to comp.os.linux.advocacy on Fri Aug 22 21:23:39 2025
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    On Wed, 20 Aug 2025 12:35:37 +0000, Farley Flud <ff@linux.rocks> wrote in <pan$436ac$77260076$7389865e$3ef5ab7e@linux.rocks>:

    The Idaho Four Murders camera footage has been released. Gray Hughes,
    of Youtube, has released the unedited footage:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39MJwDFV5PQ

    The problem is that the audio is shit. Even though he claims to have "enhanced" the sound, the audio is still pure shit.

    There is a critical segment, where one of the victims exclaims "Oh my
    God!"
    before she is brutally killed. Afterward there follows a "thud" where
    her body falls to the floor.

    The challenge is to enhance these two segments, the OMG! and the thud,
    using the fantastic and unparalleled GNU/Linux tools.

    I have already done so. Now let's see YOU do it.

    If your results are better than mine (ha, ha!) then you will win a BIG
    PRIZE. But you won't.

    C'mon, deadbeats. Shut your fat, useless mouths and actually do
    something.

    If you're trying to promote your new newsgroup, why did
    you set FU2 to cola?
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